*HEAVY BREATHING* thank yoooou
Actual perfect human Clark Gregg.
For some reason, this gif set has me imagining Phil as a news anchor who has to regularly report on all the unbelievable things the Avengers fight - like a giant can of Pringles. :) His usual off-screen response is typically “are you f-ing kidding me?!” but looks totally serious on screen.
Of course he gets an exclusive interview with an Avenger and is initially disappointed it’s not Cap until he meets Hawkeye. Clint asks him out and cue Phil ending up in the middle of a battle and being a total BAMF. Clint asks Phil to marry him on the spot and Phil gets to report on the first Avenger wedding - his own. ;)
(Vacation brain spawns odd plot bunnies.)
(Does this already exist?)