literatureorgasm:

My first tutorial! How to make singles faster. Hope you guys like it. ♡

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chibi243:

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

BABY FOXES, are the cutest thing *demon voice* EVAR! O-O.

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

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shieldsharksmile:

I don’t know how to not enjoy this picture.

shieldsharksmile:

I don’t know how to not enjoy this picture.

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

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msraven929:

gingersnapbatch:

Actual perfect human Clark Gregg.

For some reason, this gif set has me imagining Phil as a news anchor who has to regularly report on all the unbelievable things the Avengers fight - like a giant can of Pringles. :) His usual off-screen response is typically “are you f-ing kidding me?!” but looks totally serious on screen.

Of course he gets an exclusive interview with an Avenger and is initially disappointed it’s not Cap until he meets Hawkeye. Clint asks him out and cue Phil ending up in the middle of a battle and being a total BAMF. Clint asks Phil to marry him on the spot and Phil gets to report on the first Avenger wedding - his own. ;)

(Vacation brain spawns odd plot bunnies.)

(Does this already exist?)

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